Hey there, I'm Lauren welcome to my blog. I guess this is the part where I'm supposed to convice you to follow me then, eh?



am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs



"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality


(Source: dutchster)


[gently rests hand on character’s cheek] i love you but you’re such an ass