Hey there, I'm Lauren welcome to my blog. I guess this is the part where I'm supposed to convice you to follow me then, eh?

 

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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jaclcfrost:

[gently rests hand on character’s cheek] i love you but you’re such an ass